I like dinosaurs,

ask   about   bella   

dogs, drives, naps, oxford commas, and probably you.

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

(via teamfreekickass)

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snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

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— 14 hours ago with 49034 notes

holyhoe:

hyperlinktwink:

if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it

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— 14 hours ago with 19974 notes

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via buttery-nuggets)

— 14 hours ago with 276493 notes
"Wait until
a year from now
where you say,
‘Holy fuck,
I can’t believe I was going to kill myself before I etcetera’d…
before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
made my own IPA,
tried out for a game show,
rode a camel drunk,
skydived alone,
learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
photographed electric jellyfish,
built a sailboat from trash,
taught someone how to read,
etc. etc. etc.’

The red washing
down the bathtub
can’t change the color of the sea
at all."
Derrick Brown, “Instead of Killing Yourself” (via larmoyante)

(via willywonka-suicidecamps)

— 14 hours ago with 2841 notes

surprisebitch:

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

'tis a metaphor

(via chileanboyvstheworld)

— 15 hours ago with 69424 notes

earthhasmusic:

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

This is me as a babysitter

(Source: jardsale, via meatmachine)

— 1 day ago with 30721 notes

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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— 1 day ago with 38592 notes