I like dinosaurs,

ask   about   bella   

dogs, naps, oxford commas, and probably you.

schrodingers-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

justanovercastkid:

ierocookie:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

I FEEL THE NEED TO SET FIRE TO SOMETHING HOLY SHIT

my heAD HURTS BUT THIS IS SO EXHILARATING

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— 1 hour ago with 225717 notes
deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

(via spocksohana)

— 1 hour ago with 163479 notes

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

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— 1 hour ago with 569497 notes
clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.
Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.

Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

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— 1 hour ago with 7428 notes

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass, via sebulas)

— 1 hour ago with 705457 notes
The Internet Has Gone Corgi Crazy

theblogforadog:

so here’s some weird Corgi mixes

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Corgi/Chihuahua

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Corgi/Chow

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Corgi/Dachshund

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Corgi/Dalmatian

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Corgi/English Bulldog 

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Corgi/German Shepherd

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Corgi/Golden Retriever 

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Corgi/Husky

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Corgi/Jack Russell 

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Corgi/Papillon 

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Corgi/Toy Poodle

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Corgi/Sheltie

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Corgi/Shiba Inu

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— 1 hour ago with 149033 notes

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

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— 1 hour ago with 118652 notes
phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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— 1 hour ago with 355649 notes

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: malumsau, via david-slayerofthevampyres)

— 2 hours ago with 243440 notes